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Post by Laura on Aug 8, 2007 18:32:04 GMT -5
This contest is simple Funniest joke wins
Prize: 1st place: 5 Karma and get to design a skin 2nd place: 3 Karma and a line in the news flash 3rd place: 1 Karma and bragging rights
Rules: 1. You may enter up to three jokes. 2. More than one of your jokes can place. You could win 1st and 2nd 3. If you post more than 3 jokes, only the first 3 will be accepted 4. You may not make fun of anyone elses joke 5. Jokes will not contain anyone's real name. Violators of any of these Rules will be disqualified and diciplined as stated on the site rules.
The winners are now posted on the news flash!
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alisa
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Post by alisa on Aug 9, 2007 12:57:29 GMT -5
What goes HaHa, thump??? A man laughing his head off.
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Post by alisa on Aug 9, 2007 13:04:45 GMT -5
What does toilet paper and Star Trek have in common? They both circle uranus and wipe out kling-ons!!!
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Post by alisa on Aug 9, 2007 13:07:55 GMT -5
why cant a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!!!
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Post by aimee on Aug 9, 2007 13:29:20 GMT -5
why cant my brother hold a firework? he's to dumb to throw it.
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Post by aimee on Aug 9, 2007 13:33:56 GMT -5
Q. A cop pulls over a driver and says your eyes look red sonny, have you been drinking beer? A. your eyes looked glazed sir have you been eating donuts?
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Post by aimee on Aug 9, 2007 13:42:08 GMT -5
what goes HOHO thump
Santies head
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Post by Lindsey on Aug 10, 2007 12:44:31 GMT -5
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
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Post by aimee on Aug 20, 2007 20:03:29 GMT -5
NEVER SAY TO A COP 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of! me they are.
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alisa
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Post by alisa on Aug 29, 2007 18:39:02 GMT -5
yayyyyyy barneys back on!!!
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alysa
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Post by alysa on Sept 30, 2007 13:27:49 GMT -5
how can you tell if your cheese is going bad
it talks to you
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alysa
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Post by alysa on Oct 4, 2007 20:23:33 GMT -5
what goes bump in the night
santa when he bumps into the hedless horseman
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